i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
- Deep conversations and wow i wonder what you look like under that scary mask AU
- Everyone thinks we came to this party as a couple because our costumes match what’s your name AU
- Babe i know it’s halloween but we have to take my little brother/sister trick…
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie
Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves
Black Widow orders towels online: the movie
Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie
Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie
Still more exciting than Ant Man
" money cant solve all your problems "
yes it can
money would legitimately solve the majority of my problems right now, yes
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck*curtsies*
I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.
Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.
In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?
When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.
Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier + trivia
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
so in other news, I dyed my hair
➝ mehndi (henna)
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
Nothing is the same
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now