THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT
which you can then wear two days in a row
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How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere
when your otp is in an intense argument and their faces get closer together but then they stop talking
and they look at the others’ lips
me on a daily basis
cAN YOu NOT…
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.