come organize my bedroom
I did not mean that in a sexual way
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
Give it a second…
More like 15 minutes………
I don’t get it..
oh my fucking god
THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS
I’ve never spent so long trying to work out a joke.
I’ve also never laughed as hard.
I literally sat there singing through the entire song trying to figure it out.
IM SO ANGRY
god fucking dammit.
i am so fucking pissed
Our puppy recently had an operation and got the cone (or lampshade haha), so we decided to do this.
For the Anon who requested selfies…
when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips
when that part of their tummy has a happy trail
when you see the waistband of their underwear
i keep forgetting that some of you have accents so you probably read my text posts in whatever accent you have and that’s weird